The death of [35 Red Dragon] Joan The Resistance (Human)

in A Tower of Undead Minions

from the perspective of [35 Red Dragon] Joan The Resistance (Human)

<worn around neck>   a dwarven-made copper torque from Vella's Bordello
<worn about body>    a blood-stained limestone bodycloak from Vella's Bordello
<worn about waist>   a dwarven-made leather belt from Vella's Bordello
<worn on belt buckle>a blood-stained reed belt buckle from Vella's Bordello
<worn on hands>      some blood-stained clay gauntlets from Vella's Bordello
<worn on feet>       some boots of dragonscale

Your impressive punch strikes an undead beggar very hard.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch strikes an undead beggar.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch strikes an undead beggar.]=-
[Damage:  9 ] -=[Your fine punch strikes an undead beggar hard.]=-

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: beggar sta EP: pretty hurt >
 An undead beggar misses you.
You easily lean out of range of an undead beggar's vicious attack.
An undead beggar misses you with his clumsy kick at your chest.
You are already standing.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: beggar sta EP: pretty hurt >
 [Damage: 62 ] WHAP!  For a moment, you feel just like a dragon must as you punch an undead beggar.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: beggar sta EP:  awful >
 [Damage:  6 ] -=[Your decent punch seriously wounds an undead beggar.]=-
An undead beggar dodges your futile attack.
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch seriously wounds an undead beggar.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch enshrouds an undead beggar in a mist of blood.]=-
You miss an undead beggar.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: beggar sta EP:  awful >
 An undead beggar misses you.
You whirl around, just avoiding an undead beggar's vicious attack.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: beggar sta EP:  awful >
 You score a CRITICAL HIT!!!!!
[Damage: 13 ] -=[Your punch hits an undead beggar.]=-
An undead beggar is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
[Damage:  3 ] You hit an undead beggar in the throat, he chokes, gasps and dies.
An undead beggar is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
The smell of fresh blood enters your body, infusing you with power!
The unmistakable scent of fresh blood can be smelled as an undead beggar dies in agony.
An undead beggar crumbles to dust.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >

		Score information for Joan

Level: 35   Race: Human   Class: Monk / Red Dragon Sex: Male
Hit points: 279(280)  Moves: 112(112)
Coins carried:    0 platinum     0 gold     0 silver     0 copper
Coins in bank: 17256 platinum   176 gold    21 silver    33 copper
Playing time: 1 days / 8 hours/ 4 minutes
Received data: 0.0614 MB this session.
Send data:     0.0009 MB this session.
Compression ratio: 82%
Title:  The Resistance
Status:  Standing.
         Coldshielded
Epic points(total): 95(95)
Epic Bonus: Health Regen Bonus (1)
Frags:   -2.54   Deaths:   12
Detecting:       Evil Magic
Protected from:  Fire Undead
Bartender Quests Remaining: 8
Combat Pulse:   15 Spell Pulse:  1.00 
Leaderboard Points:  179 

Active Spells:
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stone skin (2 minutes)
heroism (3 minutes)
indomitability (3 minutes)
heroism (3 minutes)
rested bonus (141 minutes)


< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You do not see or have the corpse.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You have just begun the trek to your next level!

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You start to chant in a deep voice.
You feel your body healing faster.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
Alas, you cannot go that way. . . .

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
Pardon?

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
An undead royal maid enters from the east.

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You start to chant in a deep voice.
You forgot the words for the chant.

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You kneel.

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: kneeling >
You leap low and land a backward sweep knocking an undead royal maid off her feet...
...only to follow-up high kicking her in the face while she is still falling...
...and as she strikes ground you do a backward flip landing on her chest.
[Damage: 27 ] Unfortunately. an undead royal maid grabs your leg and yanks you down to the ground!

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:excellent E: maid sit EP: few scratches >
 An undead royal maid misses you.

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:excellent E: maid sit EP: few scratches >
 You score a CRITICAL HIT!!!!!
[Damage: 21 ] -=[Your impressive punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage: 10 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage: 10 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:excellent E: maid sit EP:  small wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:excellent E: maid sit EP:  small wounds >
 Maybe you should get on your feet first?

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:excellent E: maid sit EP:  small wounds >
 Maybe you should get on your feet first?

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:excellent E: maid sit EP:  small wounds >
 Maybe you should get on your feet first?

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:excellent E: maid sit EP:  small wounds >
 You clamber to your feet.

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sit EP:  small wounds >
 [Damage:  9 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid clambers to her feet.
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  5 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 You start to chant in a deep voice.
You forgot the words for the chant.

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 You completely sidestep an undead royal maid's blow, shift your balance, and strike back at her!
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid misses you.
An undead royal maid's kick hits you directly in the face.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 [Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  5 ] -=[Your crude punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 [Damage:  7 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
You score a CRITICAL HIT!!!!!
[Damage: 17 ] -=[Your punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 You start to chant in a deep voice.
You chant for peace and happiness for all.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
You easily lean out of range of an undead royal maid's vicious attack.
An undead royal maid misses you with her clumsy kick at your chest.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 An undead royal maid dodges your futile attack.
You miss an undead royal maid.
You score a CRITICAL HIT!!!!!
[Damage: 17 ] -=[Your impressive punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
You miss an undead royal maid.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 You try to fake your own demise..

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: on your ass >

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: on your ass >
You clamber to your feet.

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You feel your skin soften and return to normal.
You are knocked to the ground by an undead royal maid's mighty bash!

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 You feel your skin harden to stone.
The spirits of Vella's Bordello grant you their protection.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 [Damage:  7 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid dodges your futile attack.
You tuck in your arms, roll away from an undead royal maid's blow, then leap to your feet!
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 [Damage:  7 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
You miss an undead royal maid.
You miss an undead royal maid.
[Damage:  9 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 You whirl around, just avoiding an undead royal maid's vicious attack.
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 
< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 [Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 
< 279h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
You easily lean out of range of an undead royal maid's vicious attack.
An undead royal maid's kick hits you directly in the face.

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 You are already standing.

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 [Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid dodges your futile attack.
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 [Damage:  7 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
You miss an undead royal maid.
You miss an undead royal maid.
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 
< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
An undead royal maid misses you with her clumsy kick at your chest.

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 You miss an undead royal maid.
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 You kneel.

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: kneeling >
< T: Joan TP: kne TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 You manage with complete incompetence to throw yourself head first into the ground!

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 
< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 [Damage:  6 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
You miss an undead royal maid.
You miss an undead royal maid.

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 [Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 278h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 You tuck in your arms, roll away from an undead royal maid's blow, then leap to your feet!
An undead royal maid misses you.
-=[An undead royal maid's punch grazes you.]=-
[Damage:  1 ] An undead royal maid shivers from the unnatural cold as she hits you!
An undead royal maid's kick hits you in your side.
You are already standing.

< 276h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 You start to chant in a deep voice.
[Damage: 62 ] An undead royal maid is wracked by pain after you briefly touch your vibrating palm to him!

< 276h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 You score a CRITICAL HIT!!!!!
[Damage: 15 ] -=[Your punch strikes an undead royal maid hard.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage: 10 ] -=[Your fine punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-

< 276h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP: pretty hurt >
 You begin moving into position for a combination...

< 276h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP: pretty hurt >
 You easily lean out of range of an undead royal maid's vicious attack.
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 276h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP: pretty hurt >
 [Damage: 63 ] WHAP!  For a moment, you feel just like a dragon must as you punch an undead royal maid.

< 276h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 [Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch strikes an undead royal maid very hard.]=-
You miss an undead royal maid.
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch strikes an undead royal maid very hard.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your punch seriously wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 276h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 You arch around an undead royal maid's blow, and deal a brutal counterattack!
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch seriously wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid misses you.
An undead royal maid misses you.
You are knocked to the ground by an undead royal maid's mighty bash!

< 275h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 [Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch seriously wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid dodges your futile attack.

< 275h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 You were unable to execute your deadly combination.

< 275h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 
< 275h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 -=[An undead royal maid's weak punch wounds you.]=-
[Damage:  2 ] An undead royal maid shivers from the unnatural cold as she hits you!
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 272h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 An undead royal maid dodges your futile attack.
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch enshrouds an undead royal maid in a mist of blood.]=-

< 272h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 
< 272h/280H 112v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 You clamber to your feet.

< 272h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 You whirl around, just avoiding an undead royal maid's vicious attack.
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 272h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  awful >
 [Damage:  8 ] -=[Your punch causes an undead royal maid to grimace in pain.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch grievously wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
[Damage:  4 ] Your fearsome punch hits an undead royal maid, smashing her to death.
An undead royal maid is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
The smell of fresh blood enters your body, infusing you with power!
An undead royal maid's death cry reverberates in your head as she falls to the ground.
An undead royal maid crumbles to dust.

< 272h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You do not see or have the corpse.

< 272h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You start to chant in a deep voice.
You chant for peace and happiness for all.

< 273h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
A Dirt Path
Obvious exits: -East  -West 

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
You have just begun the trek to your next level!

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >

< 280h/280H 112v/112V Pos: standing >
A Tower of Undead Minions
   The tower is very nicely constructed.  The walls are made of light gray
stone that has been smoothed down.  This tower was once populated by a well
respected society of nobles and their slaves.  Now the tower has been taken
over by a deadly disease that has now diminished the population and itself.
The tower is decorated with big rugs on the walls.  Each of the rugs has large
symbols on it that has its own significance.  The whole inside of the tower
is engulfed in spider webs.  To the west is a dirt path down to the river.
Obvious exits: -North -East  -South -West 
The undead royal maid is here cleaning everything in sight.(Red Aura)

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
You kneel.

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: kneeling >
Your spring at an undead royal maid sends her slightly off balance...

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sit EP: excellent >
 You whirl around, just avoiding an undead royal maid's vicious attack.

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sit EP: excellent >
 [Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage: 10 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage: 12 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage: 13 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sit EP: few scratches >
 
< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sit EP: few scratches >
 You completely sidestep an undead royal maid's blow, shift your balance, and strike back at her!
[Damage: 10 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sit EP:  small wounds >
 You start to chant in a deep voice.
You forgot the words for the chant.

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sit EP:  small wounds >
 An undead royal maid clambers to her feet.

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 [Damage:  8 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  9 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid dodges your futile attack.

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 An undead royal maid enters from the east.

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 [Damage:  9 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  9 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  7 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
You miss an undead royal maid.

< 280h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:excellent E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 -=[An undead royal maid's feeble punch grazes you.]=-
-=[An undead royal maid's feeble punch grazes you.]=-
[Damage:  1 ] An undead royal maid shivers from the unnatural cold as she hits you!
You feel your skin soften and return to normal.
An undead royal maid's kick hits you directly in the face.
You begin moving into position for a combination...

< 277h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  small wounds >
 [Damage: 66 ] WHAP!  For a moment, you feel just like a dragon must as you punch an undead royal maid.

< 277h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 [Damage: 10 ] -=[Your fine punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  6 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 277h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
-=[An undead royal maid's fine punch strikes you.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] An undead royal maid shivers from the unnatural cold as she hits you!

< 265h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 [Damage:  9 ] -=[Your punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-
You miss an undead royal maid.
An undead royal maid dodges your futile attack.
[Damage:  6 ] -=[Your decent punch wounds an undead royal maid.]=-

< 265h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 You feel your skin harden to stone.
The spirits of Vella's Bordello grant you their protection.

< 265h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  few wounds >
 Your limbs begin to blur...
[Damage:  5 ] You pull an undead royal maid's head down and bring your knee up, smashing it...
[Damage: 13 ] ...then spin around and roundkick an undead royal maid in the solar plexus...
[Damage: 13 ] ...then pound an undead royal maid's face with a series of swift jabs...
[Damage: 22 ] ...then drop to the ground and make a sweeping kick to an undead royal maid's thigh...

< 265h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
You whirl around, just avoiding an undead royal maid's vicious attack.
You duck under an undead royal maid's lame kick.
You score a CRITICAL HIT!!!!!
[Damage: 13 ] -=[Your fine punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  9 ] -=[Your fine punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
An undead royal maid dodges your futile attack.
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your decent punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-

< 265h/280H 111v/112V Pos: standing >
< T: Joan TP: sta TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 Someone gives an order to his followers.
A Kobold snaps into visibility.
An air elemental snaps into visibility.
An air elemental's mass slams into you, knocking you to the ground!
An air elemental snaps into visibility.
You dodge a bash from an air elemental, who loses its balance and falls.

< 264h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 An air elemental snaps into visibility.
-=[An air elemental's weak crush grazes you.]=-
-=[An air elemental's weak crush grazes you.]=-
You miss an undead royal maid.
[Damage:  8 ] -=[Your punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-

< 262h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 A Drow Elf snaps into visibility.

< 262h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 An undead royal maid misses you.
An undead royal maid misses you.

< 262h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:few scratches E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 A Drow Elf completes his spell...
A Drow Elf utters the words 'buoblg qrunsoqpze yugh'
A Drow Elf's mighty magic fist slams into you!
OUCH!  That really did HURT!

< 169h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC: few wounds E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 A Drow Elf starts casting an offensive spell.

< 169h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC: few wounds E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 [Damage:  7 ] -=[Your punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
[Damage:  9 ] -=[Your fine punch strikes an undead royal maid.]=-
A Kobold starts casting an offensive spell.

< 169h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC: few wounds E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 An air elemental misses you.
An air elemental misses you.
-=[An air elemental's weak crush grazes you.]=-

< 168h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC: few wounds E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 A Drow Elf completes his spell...
A Drow Elf utters the words 'buoblg qrunsoqpze yugh'
A Drow Elf's mighty magic fist slams into you!
YIKES!&-L  Another hit like that, and you've had it!!

< 78h/280H 111v/112V Pos: sitting >
< T: Joan TP: sit TC:pretty hurt E: maid sta EP:  nasty wounds >
 A Kobold completes his spell...
A Kobold utters the word 'qlqraiz'
A Kobold's cyclone has proven too much for your now soft and pulpy body.
Your beautiful hide pendant from Vella's Bordello was completely destroyed by the massive blow!