<worn as a badge> the mark of the saboteur of dexterity [80%]
<worn on head> a crown of burning flames of agility
<worn on eyes> a sapphire eyepiece
<worn in ear> a multi-phased fish bone earring of endurance (humming) [89%]
<worn in ear> the earring of the Dragon Lords of damage [58%]
<worn on face> a blackened maw of a winter wolf of health
<worn around neck> a studded dragonscale neckguard of precision
<worn around neck> a scarf of enhanced stealth of agility [62%]
<worn on body> a suit of flaming ringmail of strength
<worn about body> a long, flowing cape of hellfire of regeneration (glowing)
<worn as quiver> the ancient sheath of *-* Clan BloodLust *-* (glowing)
<worn about waist> a firey-eyed skull-buckled black leather belt (glowing) [82%]
<worn on belt buckle>a glowing white pearl of health (glowing) [89%]
<attached to belt> a metal flask marked "molecular control" (glowing) [86%]
<worn on arms> some barbed sleeves oozing slime of regeneration [88%]
<worn around wrist> the power infused bracelet of dark-mithril of dexterity
<worn around wrist> a random encrust object of damage (humming) [69%]
<worn on hands> the sacred stone claws of Aan of damage
<worn on finger> Zorobabi's circular stone ring of regeneration
<worn on finger> a ring of fire protection of dexterity
<primary weapon> the holy warhammer 'Discipline' of constitution [88%]
<secondary weapon> Khildarak's war hammer of constitution
<worn on legs> the leggings of a MaDMaN of agility
<worn on feet> the boots named "Death Incarnate" of strength
You see nothing.
< 838h/1599H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
Saving Zerk.
< 840h/1599H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
The Hall of Guilds
Obvious exits: -E
[10] Some idiot has dropped a magical bag here (glowing)
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
Kotil, the guildmaster smiles as you enter.
< 842h/1599H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
< 886h/1599H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
You get a large mussel from a satchel containing spell components.
< 910h/1599H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
< 954h/1599H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
You eat the large mussel.
< 963h/1599H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
You quickly scan the area.
You see nothing.
< 965h/1599H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
Saving Zerk.
< 968h/1599H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
The Hall of Guilds
Obvious exits: -E
[10] Some idiot has dropped a magical bag here (glowing)
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
Kotil, the guildmaster smiles as you enter.
< 970h/1599H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
an elven bag of Rare Duris equipment (glowing)
Seemingly crafted from magical energies, this bag contains a random item of great power!
A satchel containing spell components is made of cloth and appears to be of average quality.
A satchel containing spell components has an item value of 31.
a satchel containing spell components can hold around 960 pounds, and is as good as empty.
a satchel containing spell components currently contains:
A satchel containing spell components contains:
a pile of coins
a magical essence of Agility
a soldier's dragonscale circlet from The Surface Realm of Duris
the ice mace of Sevenoaks (illuminating)
Venthix's Roulette Pistol of Death
[97] a small vial full of green sludge
a diamondine axe covered in blood
a black ring etched with runes [superior]
the pitch black ring of bloodlust (glowing) [63%]
a holy scroll
an ancient glyph enscribed scroll
[3] a long staff of raven feathers
[50] a staff made of earthen bark
an eyepatch of swirling shadows [superior] (glowing)
a huge claymore named 'Pathfinder' [poor]
[3] a shiny metallic potion
a staff of golem creation [superior] (humming)
[69] a scroll of Numbla
[2] a handcarved pipe
mask of the flayed mind [poor]
a tarnished silver vial
[4] a yellow vial
[4] a large mussel
[61] a sparkling large mussel
an antiquated silver dragon egg
a jet-black potion
an aboleth potion
[144] a green potion with black chunks
a slender fishing pole
the eyes of the High Forest (glowing)
[5] a sparkling medium sized cod
[8] a medium sized cod
[3] a sparkling piranha
[23] a piranha
a sparkling piranha
[5] a sparkling large flat oyster
[3] a large flat oyster
[4] a large shrimp
[3] a large pike fish
[2] a sparkling small clam
[7] a clear potion
[96] a blood red potion in a long vial
[2] a bottle of healing salve
[4] a mistweyd nose-pipe
a glowing, amber potion
[3] a tightly wrapped vellum scroll named 'Fix' (glowing) (illuminating)
[7] a sparkling rainbow trout
[6] a rainbow trout
a sparkling rainbow trout
[3] a swirling potion of leaves and bark
[15] a dragon scale
[13] a brown potion
a bubbling elixir of youth
[7] a scroll of inner strength
[24] A scroll of curse removal (glowing)
[2] the opaque white potion of regeneration
[4] a pouch of speckled mushrooms (glowing)
[5] a lemon cake
[6] a scroll of revelations (glowing)
[17] a trap-like mechanism
[151] a potion of bloodrage
the dazzling blue potion of lesser battle readiness
[275] some landrace Medicus
[127] some heirloom Blue Haze
[18] a large medicated bandage
[16] a potion of endurance
[69] a yellow potion
< 979h/1599H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
< 1022h/1599H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
< 1091h/1599H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
Your blood boils and you feel your body grow to enormous proportions!
< 1115h/1599H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
< 1174h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
You quickly scan the area.
You see nothing.
< 1200h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
Saving Zerk.
< 1202h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
The Hall of Guilds
Obvious exits: -E
[10] Some idiot has dropped a magical bag here (glowing)
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
Kotil, the guildmaster smiles as you enter.
< 1242h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
a satchel containing spell components does not contain the slave.
< 1255h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
a satchel containing spell components does not contain the slave.
< 1257h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
< 1311h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
You get a bottle of healing salve from a satchel containing spell components.
< 1339h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
< 1380h/1613H 178v/183V Pos: standing >
Character attributes for Zerk
Level: 56 Race: Troll Class: BeRSeRKeR / RaGeloRd
Age: 21 yrs / 1 mths Height: 93 inches Weight: 225 lbs Size: giant
Actual (Base) Actual (Base)
Str: 232 (145) Pow: 74 ( 99)
Dex: 113 (126) Int: 74 ( 99)
Agi: 103 (103) Wis: 32 ( 38)
Con: 362 (226) Cha: 69 ( 99) Luk: 92 (102)
Equipped Items: 23 Carried weight: 45
Armor Points: -261 Reduces melee damage taken by 26.1%
Melee Critical Percentage(int): 8%
Max Spell Damage Reduction Percent(wis): 0%
Calming Chance(cha): 7%
HP Vamp Cap Percentage(pow): 110%
Spell Damage Modifier(str): 130%
Bloodlust Damage Bonus(vs mob only): 10%
Hitroll: 71 Damroll: 108
Alignment: -1000 (-1000 to 1000)
Saving Throws: PAR[14] FEA[34]
BRE[18] SPE[-82]
Load carried: No Sweat
< 1384h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
Score information for Zerk
Level: 56 Race: Troll Class: BeRSeRKeR / RaGeloRd Sex: Male
Hit points: 1387(1613) Moves: 183(183)
Coins carried: 0 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
Compression ratio: 81%
Status: Standing.
HardCore pts: +562.36
Frags: +0.00 Deaths: 0
Detecting: Invisible Life
Protected from: All but High Circle Spells
Protected by: Greater Spirit Ward
Enchantments: Hawkvision Ultravision Farsee Fly Armor Aware Haste Blur Invisibility Enormous Size Tower of Iron Will Sparkling
Combat Pulse: 16 Spell Pulse: 1.16
Leaderboard Points: 562
Active Spells:
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infuriate (2 minutes)
berserk (11 minutes)
stone skin (2 minutes)
bearstrength (40 minutes)
farsee (40 minutes)
combat mind (1 minute)
strength (7 minutes)
dexterity (7 minutes)
spirit armor (23 minutes)
barkskin (9 minutes)
< 1387h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
You quickly scan the area.
Jodnan who is close by to your east.
< 1397h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
Saving Zerk.
< 1399h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
The Hall of Guilds
Obvious exits: -E
[10] Some idiot has dropped a magical bag here (glowing)
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
Kotil, the guildmaster smiles as you enter.
< 1400h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
Kotil gets an elven bag of Rare Duris equipment.
< 1408h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
< 1413h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
Score information for Zerk
Level: 56 Race: Troll Class: BeRSeRKeR / RaGeloRd Sex: Male
Hit points: 1418(1613) Moves: 181(183)
Coins carried: 0 platinum 0 gold 0 silver 0 copper
Compression ratio: 81%
Status: Standing.
HardCore pts: +562.36
Frags: +0.00 Deaths: 0
Detecting: Invisible Life
Protected from: All but High Circle Spells
Protected by: Greater Spirit Ward
Enchantments: Hawkvision Ultravision Farsee Fly Armor Aware Haste Blur Invisibility Enormous Size Tower of Iron Will Sparkling
Combat Pulse: 16 Spell Pulse: 1.16
Leaderboard Points: 562
Active Spells:
--------------
infuriate (2 minutes)
berserk (11 minutes)
stone skin (2 minutes)
bearstrength (40 minutes)
farsee (40 minutes)
combat mind (1 minute)
strength (7 minutes)
dexterity (7 minutes)
spirit armor (23 minutes)
barkskin (9 minutes)
< 1418h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
The Hall of Guilds
Obvious exits: -E
[9] Some idiot has dropped a magical bag here (glowing)
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
Kotil, the guildmaster smiles as you enter.
< 1420h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
The Hall of Guilds
Obvious exits: -E
[9] Some idiot has dropped a magical bag here (glowing)
Fresh blood covers everything in the area.
Kotil, the guildmaster smiles as you enter.
< 1441h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
You continue bandaging yourself.
Your bandage won't do any more good now.
You are no longer being bandaged.
< 1442h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
Saving Zerk.
< 1455h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
You quickly scan the area.
You see nothing.
< 1459h/1613H 182v/183V Pos: standing >
The 'Mighty Anvil'
Obvious exits: -S -W -U
You see the red shape of a huge living being here.
< 1463h/1613H 182v/183V Pos: standing >
You quickly scan the area.
A young cleric who is close by to your south.
Kotil who is close by to your west.
Kannard, the traveller who is close by above you.
< 1465h/1613H 182v/183V Pos: standing >
The Great Fountain of Tharnadia
Obvious exits: -N -E -S# -W
A few drops of fresh blood are scattered around the area.
The corpse of the Tharnadian Quartermaster is lying here.
A crafting recipe lies here collecting dust.
A swirling rift shifts and howls here.
A swirling rift shifts and howls here.
A shingle hangs over the door to the south.
Before you stands a huge board containing news and feedback.
An onyx plaque can be seen written on the fountain.
A beautifully sculpted ivory fountain rests here.
A young cleric is standing here, smiling at you warmly.
The town crier is standing here, eagerly awaiting to perform his duties.
< 1472h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
You quickly scan the area.
A large rat who is not far off to your west.
The doctor who is rather far off to your west.
< 1474h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
< 1489h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
A Gnome enters from the south.
A Human sneaks in from the south.
You are not a member of any associations.
A Halfling suddenly attacks YOU!
You snap into visibility.
< 1493h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:few scratches E: A Halfling sta EP: excellent >
A Gnome closes the door.
< 1495h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:few scratches E: A Halfling sta EP: excellent >
Sorry, you aren't allowed to do that in combat.
< 1495h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:few scratches E: A Halfling sta EP: excellent >
The town crier says 'The patrol guards outside are there to help you, but even they can't protect you from everything.'
< 1499h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:few scratches E: A Halfling sta EP: excellent >
A Gnome starts casting an offensive spell.
A Gnome snaps into visibility.
< 1501h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:few scratches E: A Halfling sta EP: excellent >
A Gnome completes his spell...
A Gnome utters the words 'qpaahuq fussrz'
Ripples of ChAoTiC energy slam into you as reality comes crashing down.
Ice crystals form around you as intense cold causes your body to freeze.
You snap into visibility.
Ripples of ChAoTiC energy slam into you as reality comes crashing down.
Darkness flows from the rift encasing you in an impenetrable shell!
You have been blinded!
Someone makes a futile attempt to bash you, but you are simply immovable.
< 1296h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: someone TP: sta TC: small wounds E: someone sta EP: excellent >
You score a DEVASTATING HIT!!!!!
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 30 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 25 ] You feel a powerful rush of AnGEr as your powerful crush wounds someone.
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 10 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 13 ] You snap into visibility.
You attack someone. [4 Hits]
You snap into visibility.
Someone attacks you. [0 Hits]
< 1299h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: someone TP: sta TC: small wounds E: someone sta EP: few scratches >
You feel a rage start to come from within...
You are filled with a HUGE rush of BLOODLUST!
< 1301h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: someone TP: sta TC: small wounds E: someone sta EP: few scratches >
Someone completes his spell...
Someone utters the words 'garbzzsg wuggurz babragruoz'
Someone's magic rips the fabric of reality causing ChAoTiC energies to pour in.
You snap into visibility.
Someone's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
Someone's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
Someone's force missile slams into you.
Your something was damaged from the massive blow!
You snap into visibility.
Someone's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 14 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 16 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 12 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 16 ] You snap into visibility.
You attack someone. [4 Hits]
< 1095h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: someone TP: sta TC: few wounds E: someone sta EP: small wounds >
You feel a cloak of blindness dissolve.
A Halfling completes his spell...
A Halfling utters the words 'qpaahuq fussrz'
You snap into visibility.
Ripples of ChAoTiC energy slam into you as reality comes crashing down.
OUCH! That really did HURT!
Darkness flows from the rift encasing you in an impenetrable shell!
You have been blinded!
You snap into visibility.
Twin bolts of writhing power slam into your chest.
< 814h/1613H 183v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: someone TP: sta TC: few wounds E: someone sta EP: small wounds >
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 12 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 14 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 17 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 12 ] You snap into visibility.
You attack someone. [4 Hits]
You attempt to flee...
You can't see a damn thing, you're blinded!
You flee eastward!
< 815h/1613H 154v/183V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 832h/1613H 167v/183V Pos: standing >
You can't see a damn thing, you're blinded!
< 836h/1613H 167v/183V Pos: standing >
You feel a cloak of blindness dissolve.
< 841h/1613H 171v/183V Pos: standing >
The Northern Keats Intersection
Obvious exits: -E -S -W -U
A large wandering dog is here, growling at you.
A street sweeper is cleaning here, singing songs of labor.
Militia forces muster to bolster the town's defenses against the invaders!!!
< 843h/1613H 170v/183V Pos: standing >
Alas, you cannot go that way. . . .
< 845h/1613H 171v/183V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 856h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
A Gnome enters from the south.
The Northern Wall Road
Obvious exits: -E -W
[2] The corpse of a militia guard is lying here.
The corpse of a tharnadian thief-hunter is lying here.
A stray tomcat is darting after rodents, here.
< 858h/1613H 178v/183V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 862h/1613H 181v/183V Pos: standing >
Road Beneath the Northern Tower
Obvious exits: -N -E -W -U
A suit of light chainmail rests here.
< 866h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 879h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
Kick who?
< 881h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
A Gnome enters from the east.
A Halfling suddenly attacks YOU!
You snap into visibility.
< 882h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: few wounds E: A Halfling sta EP: small wounds >
A Human bravely steps in front of a Gnome, shielding him from harm!
[Damage: 1 ] You hit a Human in the thigh with a hefty sweep.
A halo of white light descends upon a Human burning your soul.
< 884h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: few wounds E: A Halfling sta EP: small wounds >
You snap into visibility.
A Human suddenly appears a bit confused!
You watch in glee as a Human looks dazzled.
A Human attacks you. [3 Hits]
A Gnome starts casting an offensive spell.
< 882h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: few wounds E: A Halfling sta EP: small wounds >
A Gnome completes his spell...
A Gnome utters the words 'garbzzsg wuggurz babragruoz'
You snap into visibility.
A Gnome's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
A Gnome's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
A Gnome's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
A Gnome's force missile slams into you.
< 659h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: nasty wounds E: A Halfling sta EP: small wounds >
Your holy warhammer 'Discipline' of constitution was damaged from the massive blow!
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 26 ] You feel a powerful rush of AnGEr as your crush strikes a Halfling.
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 16 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 10 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 31 ] You feel a powerful rush of AnGEr as your powerful crush strikes a Halfling.
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 14 ] You snap into visibility.
You attack a Halfling. [5 Hits]
< 663h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: nasty wounds E: A Halfling sta EP: few wounds >
A Gnome starts casting an offensive spell.
< 663h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: nasty wounds E: A Halfling sta EP: few wounds >
A Human starts casting an offensive spell.
< 666h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: nasty wounds E: A Halfling sta EP: few wounds >
You feel yourself return to normal as your rage abates.
A Gnome completes his spell...
A Gnome utters the words 'garbzzsg wuggurz babragruoz'
You snap into visibility.
A Gnome's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
A Gnome's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
A Gnome's force missile slams into you.
You snap into visibility.
A Gnome's force missile slams into you.
A Halfling suddenly appears a bit confused!
You watch in glee as a Halfling looks dazzled.
You snap into visibility.
A Halfling attacks you. [0 Hits]
< 452h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:pretty hurt E: A Halfling sta EP: few wounds >
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 11 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 15 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 14 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 12 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 14 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 26 ] You feel a powerful rush of AnGEr as your powerful crush strikes a Halfling.
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 13 ] Your holy warhammer 'Discipline' of constitution pulses with a holy energy, unleashing a powerful blast of cold in an attempt to punish the essence of a Halfling!
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 79 ] A Halfling wails in agony as frostbite eats at his exposed skin!
You attack a Halfling. [7 Hits]
< 453h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:pretty hurt E: A Halfling sta EP: nasty wounds >
A Gnome starts casting an offensive spell.
< 458h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:pretty hurt E: A Halfling sta EP: nasty wounds >
A militia guard enters from the north.
Sorry, you aren't allowed to do that in combat.
< 461h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:pretty hurt E: A Halfling sta EP: nasty wounds >
A Halfling starts casting an offensive spell.
< 462h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:pretty hurt E: A Halfling sta EP: nasty wounds >
A Gnome completes his spell...
A Gnome utters the words 'buoblg qfjgpuio paie'
A Gnome loses control over the raging magic sending ChAoTiC energy writhing throughout the room.
You feel really, really dumb!
You snap into visibility.
A huge fist sent by a Gnome grabs you, and begins crushing your body.
OUCH! That really did HURT!
< 276h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:pretty hurt E: A Halfling sta EP: nasty wounds >
You feel a rage start to come from within...
You are filled with a HUGE rush of BLOODLUST!
< 280h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC:pretty hurt E: A Halfling sta EP: nasty wounds >
A Halfling completes his spell...
A Halfling utters the words 'garbzzsg wuggurz babragruoz'
You snap into visibility.
A Halfling's force missile slams into you.
Your glowing white pearl of health was damaged from the massive blow!
You snap into visibility.
A Halfling's force missile slams into you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You snap into visibility.
A Halfling's force missile slams into you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You snap into visibility.
A Halfling's force missile slams into you.
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You snap into visibility.
A Halfling attacks you. [0 Hits]
A Gnome starts casting an offensive spell.
< 21h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: awful E: A Halfling sta EP: nasty wounds >
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 45 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 51 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 34 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 88 ] You feel a powerful rush of AnGEr as your awesome crush enshrouds a Halfling in a mist of blood.
You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 40 ] You snap into visibility.
[Damage: 50 ] You snap into visibility.
You attack a Halfling. [6 Hits]
< 24h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: awful E: A Halfling sta EP: awful >
A Halfling starts casting an offensive spell.
< 26h/1613H 180v/183V Pos: standing >
< T: Zerk TP: sta TC: awful E: A Halfling sta EP: awful >
A Gnome completes his spell...
A Gnome utters the words 'buoblg qfjgpuio paie'
You snap into visibility.
A huge fist sent by a Gnome grabs you, and begins crushing your body.